I want to inform you of an event we are having in your honor. Though you have never gone out of style, there has been an overwhelming resurgence of your good name in the celebrity world. The students of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University are enamored with what you stand for and believe in, and for that reason we are hosting Chuck Norris Weekend in your honor.
We know that you have an incredibly busy schedule filled with punishing the wicked and crushing the axis of evil. It may even be impossible for you to board a plane due to your hands being licensed weapons. But, we did want to invite you to show up to the weekend we are holding in your honor.
It will be Friday-Sunday October 17-19th at all of our athletic events. T-shirts will be distributed, and we are hoping that as many of our loyal students will show up to our athletic contests that weekend in the clothes you have made famous: most notably either a beard or mustache.
Thank you for everything you have done for our country. You truly are an inspiration. Let us know if you can make the trip to beautiful Dayona Beach, Florida. We would be honored to host you.
With respect,
The Mother Flocker
* This letter has been sent to Mr. Chuck Norris's website.
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