Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform the viewing public, that the Dog Man as advertised in our Three Ring Circus has cleaned up a little bit. He is not completely beardless, and still has his shaggy locks, but we were informed last night that he will not be the mangy creature in the stands that you are accustomed to seeing. He will still be performing as the Dog Man that barks out cheers, he will just look a little bit more like a Westminster Show Dog.
Every dog has his day.
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