Ladies and Gentlemen! Step right up! Come and see a panorama of the strange, bizarre, festive and unusual. On the inside of the ICI Center we will have beautiful women passing, setting and spiking. Absolutley positively jumping, leaping, diving. Then move on out to the great wide open; smell the crisp November air. Jump on the Moon Bounce, joust with knights of yore, test your skill with a baseball and see if you can't get your friends wet! That's right a dunk tank on campus, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up and prove you have the strength of Sampson to your special lady friend. Take a swing and see hard you can hit the hammer. Then give your body a break and see the men's soccer team. Number 6 in the nation. A goal scoring machine that stretches defenses with the speed of a bullet. Watch as our goalie flies through the air to make save after save; see our 11 headed monster strike at the opposing goal. Then exit the stadium and have your future read by our very own Madame Imbrogno. She'll read your Tarot cards while you watch as she shows you your life through her crystal ball. Then arm wrestle the tattooed strongman, and follow the ringmaster back into the ICI Center for the home opening basketball game. Come on in. See what everyone is talking about. It's the greatest show on earth! And it's coming November 1st. Don't be one of the few to miss out. The kids get in for free. Step right up, step right up ladies and gentlemen.
Friday, April 3, 2009
STEP RIGHT UP!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Step right up! Come and see a panorama of the strange, bizarre, festive and unusual. On the inside of the ICI Center we will have beautiful women passing, setting and spiking. Absolutley positively jumping, leaping, diving. Then move on out to the great wide open; smell the crisp November air. Jump on the Moon Bounce, joust with knights of yore, test your skill with a baseball and see if you can't get your friends wet! That's right a dunk tank on campus, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up and prove you have the strength of Sampson to your special lady friend. Take a swing and see hard you can hit the hammer. Then give your body a break and see the men's soccer team. Number 6 in the nation. A goal scoring machine that stretches defenses with the speed of a bullet. Watch as our goalie flies through the air to make save after save; see our 11 headed monster strike at the opposing goal. Then exit the stadium and have your future read by our very own Madame Imbrogno. She'll read your Tarot cards while you watch as she shows you your life through her crystal ball. Then arm wrestle the tattooed strongman, and follow the ringmaster back into the ICI Center for the home opening basketball game. Come on in. See what everyone is talking about. It's the greatest show on earth! And it's coming November 1st. Don't be one of the few to miss out. The kids get in for free. Step right up, step right up ladies and gentlemen.
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