Have you gotten the sense over the last 5 hours that someone is watching you while you take a leak? It's probably due to the Mother Flocker's newest marketing strategy. Hit the people where they spend a good deal of reading time: el bano (for our non-Spanish speaking reader - our only reader - the bathroom).
Burt Reynolds's smug mug. Borat's cringingly hysterical smile. A couple of strange mustachioed fellas. They are watching, waiting to see how quickly your mustache is growing. Currently it's just the faces; there is no further evidence of what is happening.
It's a tease. We just want you to become aware of the mustache. See it, and see it often. Let it sink in. It's good to have a mustache. It's good to be seen with a mustache. It'll make people laugh. They'll like you. No. Love you.
The next installment will come early next week. Be ready. As the mustache invades ERAU. It's Mustache Mania!
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