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Dear Henry,

Please come to Embry-Riddle. We love your sweet dance moves especially the one with the hands and the eyes where you are "looking at her." We need a kid like you - a party starter - someone who's ready to throw down.

Thank you for you earnestness. The sheer power you demonstrate on the dance floor is awe inspiring, and just watching you made me sweat. Keep up the good work. And seriously, think about early admissions to ERAU (Daytona Campus).

Bart Hain, eat your heart out.